I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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