We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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