I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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