pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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