I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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