oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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