So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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