Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I can text with my tongue
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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