your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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