He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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