I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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