How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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