you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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