I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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