Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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