I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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