So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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