I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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