She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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