so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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