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(718): View more from New York

i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I wish they made helmets for livers.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?

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(858): View more from California

It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know

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(502): View more from Kentucky

i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple

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(540): View more from Virginia

hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.

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(925): View more from California

He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.

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