First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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