whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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