Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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