And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
In America we eat man semen.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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