Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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