so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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