i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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