we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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