i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
