i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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