real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
They are going to name an STD after you.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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