lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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