STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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