just come out here and I will go home with you...
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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