youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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