I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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