He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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