I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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