I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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