idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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