When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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