dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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