i just google imaged poop.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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