This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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