Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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it's like heaven, but drunker
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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