Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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