They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
