I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize