47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
