maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Watching her eat just hurts me
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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