I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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