3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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