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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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